As slow as a snailBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: Slow SnailMore similes for SlowSlow as molasses in JanuaryAs slow as molassesAs slow as a worm with a hangoverAs slow as a turtleAs slow as a wet weekendAs slow as a tortoiseSee all "Slow" similes →