As slow as a snailBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: Slow SnailMore similes for SlowAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs slow as molassesAs slow as a wet weekendAs slow as a tortoiseSlow as a Windows updateSlow as molasses in JanuarySee all "Slow" similes →