Stands out like bird shit on a black shoeBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: attention, obvious, distinct, eye-catching, stick outTags: Bird Funny Shoe Stand OutMore similes for FunnyCrazy as a bag full of wet catsOn your toes like a midget at a urinalWetter than an otter’s pocketAs excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shopAs slow as a snail’s funeralPatient as a man waiting for his pensionSee all "Funny" similes →