Stands out like bird shit on a black shoeBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: attention, obvious, distinct, eye-catching, stick outTags: Bird Funny Shoe Stand OutMore similes for FunnyUgly as a mud fenceAs subtle as a fart in the bathAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs stylish as a taxman’s trousersCrazy as a bag full of wet catsAs useless as tits on a bullSee all "Funny" similes →