Muddled as a morning after a long nightBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: confused, fuzzy, foggy, disordered, unclearDescribes the specific confusion of a brain running at 40 percent.Tags: ConfusedMore similes for ConfusedDazed as a boxer after the twelfth roundDisoriented as a sailor in a fog bankConfused as a fart in a fan factoryLost as a commuter on the wrong trainConfused as a tourist without a mapBewildered as a dog at a magic showSee all "Confused" similes →