Muddled as a morning after a long nightBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: confused, fuzzy, foggy, disordered, unclearDescribes the specific confusion of a brain running at 40 percent.Tags: ConfusedMore similes for ConfusedBewildered as a dog at a magic showFlummoxed as a grammar student at silent lettersPerplexed as a goldfish doing long divisionConfused as a fart in a fan factoryConfused as a chameleon on a kaleidoscopeDisoriented as a sailor in a fog bankSee all "Confused" similes →