As fat as a cowBy Jamie Archer / SimilesBeefy, Big, Blimp, Bovine, BrawnyTags: Cow Fat FunnyMore similes for FunnyHappy as a dog with two tailsAs mad as a sleeping bag full of badgersFlatter than a witch’s titAs welcome as a skunk at a garden partyAs tight as a duck’s arseNosy as a neighbour with net curtainsSee all "Funny" similes →