As slow as a wet weekendBy Jamie Archer / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: Slow Weekend WetMore similes for SlowSlow as a Windows updateSlow as molasses in JanuaryAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs slow as a turtleAs slow as a worm with a hangoverAs slow as a snailSee all "Slow" similes →