As slow as a wet weekendBy Jamie Archer / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: Slow Weekend WetMore similes for SlowAs slow as molassesAs slow as a worm with a hangoverAs slow as a turtleAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs slow as a snailSlow as a Windows updateSee all "Slow" similes →