As cold as dog’s noseBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesChilly, Freezing, Siberian, Algid, Below freezingTags: Cold Dog Funny NoseMore similes for FunnyCrazy as a bag full of wet catsAs reliable as a Greek accountantAs pleased as punchAs useful as a chocolate teapotShining like a diamond in a goat’s assTighter than an Indian waiter’s trousersSee all "Funny" similes →