As cold as dog’s noseBy Jamie Archer / SimilesChilly, Freezing, Siberian, Algid, Below freezingTags: Cold Dog Funny NoseMore similes for FunnyHobble like an off-balance giraffeTeeth like a burnt out fuse boxBalanced as a one-legged elephantAs cunning as a rat with a gold toothBold as a tourist ordering the hottest curryAs rough as a boar’s rear-endSee all "Funny" similes →