Balanced as a one-legged elephantBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: Balance, stable, fair, just, stabilized, imbalanced, weightedTags: Animal Balance Balanced Elephant FunnyMore similes for FunnyAs funny as a fart in an elevatorFuck like rabbitsLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsAs useful as concrete slippers in a swimming poolPatient as a man waiting for his pensionSee all "Funny" similes →