Balanced as a one-legged elephantBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: Balance, stable, fair, just, stabilized, imbalanced, weightedTags: Animal Balance Balanced Elephant FunnyMore similes for FunnyAs stylish as a taxman’s trousersAs subtle as a flying malletLoud as autocorrect getting it wrongAs quiet as a library for church miceAs useful as a chocolate teapotAwkward as a first date in an IKEASee all "Funny" similes →