Balanced as a one-legged elephantBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: Balance, stable, fair, just, stabilized, imbalanced, weightedTags: Animal Balance Balanced Elephant FunnyMore similes for FunnyLoud as autocorrect getting it wrongHotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fireAs horny as a Roman sandalAs rare as rocking horse shitLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamCharming as a rogue with a dogSee all "Funny" similes →