As slow as molassesBy Jamie Archer / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: Molasses SlowMore similes for SlowAs slow as a worm with a hangoverSlow as molasses in JanuaryAs slow as a wet weekendAs slow as a tortoiseAs slow as a snail’s funeralSlow as a Windows updateSee all "Slow" similes →