As slow as molassesBy Jamie Archer / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: Molasses SlowMore similes for SlowAs slow as a wet weekendAs slow as a snailAs slow as a worm with a hangoverAs slow as a turtleAs slow as a tortoiseAs slow as a snail’s funeralSee all "Slow" similes →