As funny as a crutchBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAbsurd, Amusing, Antic, Blithe, CapriciousTags: Crutch FunnyMore similes for FunnyCharming as a rogue with a dogShaking like a shitting dogAs eager as a bridegroomFlat as a puncture in a heatwaveAs dreary as a Victorian novelAs red as a monkey’s arseSee all "Funny" similes →