As funny as a crutchBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesAbsurd, Amusing, Antic, Blithe, CapriciousTags: Crutch FunnyMore similes for FunnyAs happy as a pig in shitBalanced as a one-legged elephantGlistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneezeAs useless as tits on a bullTighter than an Indian waiter’s trousersPrepared as someone who reads the manualSee all "Funny" similes →