As funny as a crutchBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAbsurd, Amusing, Antic, Blithe, CapriciousTags: Crutch FunnyMore similes for FunnyAs dirty as goodwill underwearAs quiet as a library for church miceAs eager as a bridegroomDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsWelcome as a skunk at a lawn partyBalanced as a one-legged elephantSee all "Funny" similes →