As funny as a crutchBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAbsurd, Amusing, Antic, Blithe, CapriciousTags: Crutch FunnyMore similes for FunnyFlatter than a witch’s titLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamAs red as a monkey’s arseColder than a witch’s titTense as a silence after a bad jokeCheesy as a dad joke at a funeralSee all "Funny" similes →