Face like a stuntman’s kneeBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesMessed up face insultTags: Face Funny InsultMore similes for FunnySlippery as a buttered eelSweating like a snowman in a saunaAs horny as a Roman sandalStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolAs dreary as a Victorian novelAs full as a fat lady’s socksSee all "Funny" similes →