Face like a stuntman’s kneeBy Jamie Archer / SimilesMessed up face insultTags: Face Funny InsultMore similes for FunnyTeeth like a burnt out fuse boxSlippery as a buttered eelAs slow as a worm with a hangoverFuck like rabbitsAs cunning as a rat with a gold toothConfused as a fart in a fan factorySee all "Funny" similes →