As slow as a tortoiseBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: Slow TortoiseMore similes for SlowAs slow as a turtleAs slow as a snailSlow as molasses in JanuaryAs slow as molassesSlow as a Windows updateAs slow as a worm with a hangoverSee all "Slow" similes →