As slow as a tortoiseBy Jamie Archer / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: Slow TortoiseMore similes for SlowAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs slow as molassesAs slow as a turtleSlow as a Windows updateAs slow as a worm with a hangoverSlow as molasses in JanuarySee all "Slow" similes →