As fat as a pigBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesBeefy, Big, Blimp, Bovine, BrawnyTags: Fat Funny PigMore similes for FunnyAs mad as a sleeping bag full of badgersAs dirty as goodwill underwearGlistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneezeAs greasy as a raccoon that’s been dipped in raccoon greaseBusy as a one-armed wallpaper hangerHobble like an off-balance giraffeSee all "Funny" similes →