As fat as a pigBy Jamie Archer / SimilesBeefy, Big, Blimp, Bovine, BrawnyTags: Fat Funny PigMore similes for FunnyNosy as a neighbour with net curtainsTighter than an Indian waiter’s trousersAs empty as an idiot’s mindStands out like bird shit on a black shoeHappy as a dog with two tailsAs well-equipped as a pair of monk’s underpantsSee all "Funny" similes →