As useful as a cowBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAdvantageous, All-purpose, Applied, AppropriateTags: Cow UsefulMore similes for UsefulAs useful as a chocolate fireguardAs useful as a chocolate teapotUseful as a sat nav that only knows one routeAs useful as a lead balloonAs useful as an assassin with squeaky shoesAs useful as an ashtray on a motorbikeSee all "Useful" similes →