As useful as a cowBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesAdvantageous, All-purpose, Applied, AppropriateTags: Cow UsefulMore similes for UsefulAs useful as a chocolate teapotAs useful as a lead balloonUseful as a sat nav that only knows one routeAs useful as a chocolate fireguardAs useful as an ashtray on a motorbikeAs useful as an assassin with squeaky shoesSee all "Useful" similes →