As well-equipped as a pair of monk’s underpantsBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: armed, clothed, dressed, furnished, rigged, supplied, appointed, decked, providedTags: Funny Monk Top Gear Underpants Well-euippedMore similes for FunnyAs quiet as a library for church miceBold as a tourist ordering the hottest curryLooser than a yoga master on valiumSweating like a snowman in a saunaAs dry as a popcorn fartFlat as a plate of pissSee all "Funny" similes →