As well-equipped as a pair of monk’s underpantsBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: armed, clothed, dressed, furnished, rigged, supplied, appointed, decked, providedTags: Funny Monk Top Gear Underpants Well-euippedMore similes for FunnyBold as a tourist ordering the hottest curryAs horny as a Roman sandalFlatter than a witch’s titStands out like bird shit on a black shoeWobbles like a three-legged dogLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamSee all "Funny" similes →