Perplexed as a goldfish doing long divisionBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: confused, stumped, baffled, bewildered, muddledDescribes cartoonish, clearly-out-of-one's-depth confusion.Tags: ConfusedMore similes for ConfusedConfused as a fart in a fan factoryDazed as a boxer after the twelfth roundFlummoxed as a grammar student at silent lettersConfused as a chameleon on a kaleidoscopeBaffled as a cat watching a computer screenDisoriented as a sailor in a fog bankSee all "Confused" similes →