Perplexed as a goldfish doing long divisionBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: confused, stumped, baffled, bewildered, muddledDescribes cartoonish, clearly-out-of-one's-depth confusion.Tags: ConfusedMore similes for ConfusedLost as a commuter on the wrong trainMuddled as a morning after a long nightFlummoxed as a grammar student at silent lettersBewildered as a dog at a magic showBaffled as a cat watching a computer screenConfused as a tourist without a mapSee all "Confused" similes →