Perplexed as a goldfish doing long divisionBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: confused, stumped, baffled, bewildered, muddledDescribes cartoonish, clearly-out-of-one's-depth confusion.Tags: ConfusedMore similes for ConfusedMuddled as a morning after a long nightBaffled as a cat watching a computer screenConfused as a chameleon on a kaleidoscopeDazed as a boxer after the twelfth roundConfused as a fart in a fan factoryBewildered as a dog at a magic showSee all "Confused" similes →