As excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shopBy Jamie Archer / Similessynonyms: inspired, aroused, eager, enthusiastic, hot, horny, roused, stimulated, wiredhat tip: Mr SquirrelTags: Blind Excited Fish Funny LesbianMore similes for FunnyWobbles like a three-legged dogGlistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneezePatient as a man waiting for his pensionDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsAs subtle as a flying malletSweating like a sinner in churchSee all "Funny" similes →