As excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shopBy Jamie Archer / Similessynonyms: inspired, aroused, eager, enthusiastic, hot, horny, roused, stimulated, wiredhat tip: Mr SquirrelTags: Blind Excited Fish Funny LesbianMore similes for FunnyAs funny as a crutchNosy as a neighbour with net curtainsWetter than a spastic’s chinDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsAs fat as a cowLoud as a cow pissing on a flat rockSee all "Funny" similes →