As excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shopBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / Similessynonyms: inspired, aroused, eager, enthusiastic, hot, horny, roused, stimulated, wiredhat tip: Mr SquirrelTags: Blind Excited Fish Funny LesbianMore similes for FunnyAs greasy as a raccoon that’s been dipped in raccoon greaseRuns like a stabbed ratWetter than a spastic’s chinAs mad as a sleeping bag full of badgersFlat as a puncture in a heatwaveUncomfortable as a vegan at a barbecueSee all "Funny" similes →