As horny as a Roman sandalBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: excited, aroused, hot, randy, steamy, turned onTags: Funny Horny Roman SandalMore similes for FunnyLooser than a yoga master on valiumFuck like rabbitsAs fat as a cowWetter than an otter’s pocketAs useful as a chocolate fireguardTeeth like a burnt out fuse boxSee all "Funny" similes →