As horny as a Roman sandalBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: excited, aroused, hot, randy, steamy, turned onTags: Funny Horny Roman SandalMore similes for FunnyChatty as a radio left onAs reliable as a Greek accountantAs useless as tits on a bullOn your toes like a midget at a urinalRough as a witch’s kneeAs rare as rocking horse shitSee all "Funny" similes →