As horny as a Roman sandalBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: excited, aroused, hot, randy, steamy, turned onTags: Funny Horny Roman SandalMore similes for FunnyPrepared as someone who reads the manualConsistent as a man who always orders the same mealBalanced as a one-legged elephantStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolAs useful as a chocolate fireguardAs empty as an idiot’s mindSee all "Funny" similes →