As dry as a popcorn fartBy Jamie Archer / SimilesMy Dad always says this and it cracks me upTags: Dry Funny PopcornMore similes for FunnyPrepared as someone who reads the manualWetter than an otter’s pocketAs dreary as a Victorian novelAs happy as a pig in shitAs cunning as a rat with a gold toothAs cold as dog’s noseSee all "Funny" similes →