As dry as a popcorn fartBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesMy Dad always says this and it cracks me upTags: Dry Funny PopcornMore similes for FunnyDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsBusy as a one-armed wallpaper hangerAs fat as a cowAs eager as a bridegroomWelcome as a skunk at a lawn partyDry as a dead dingo’s dongerSee all "Funny" similes →