As greasy as a raccoon that’s been dipped in raccoon greaseBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: slippery, slick, lubricated, slimy, slithery, smoothThanks to Conan O’Brien via reader E BakTags: Funny Gerasy Grease RaccoonMore similes for FunnyBalanced as a one-legged elephantTense as a silence after a bad jokeAs welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar MitzvahConsistent as a man who always orders the same mealBusy as a one-armed wallpaper hangerConfused as a fart in a fan factorySee all "Funny" similes →