As greasy as a raccoon that’s been dipped in raccoon greaseBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: slippery, slick, lubricated, slimy, slithery, smoothThanks to Conan O’Brien via reader E BakTags: Funny Gerasy Grease RaccoonMore similes for FunnyAs sure as you’re bornAs excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shopColder than a witch’s titAs subtle as a flying malletRough as a witch’s kneeAs welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar MitzvahSee all "Funny" similes →