Funny Similes
101 classic and creative similes for Funny - vivid comparisons you can use in writing, essays, and conversation. Browse the full list.
- As stylish as a taxman’s trousers
- Tighter than an Indian waiter’s trousers
- Balanced as a one-legged elephant
- Sweating like a sinner in church
- Loud as a cow pissing on a flat rock
- Stands out like bird shit on a black shoe
- Flat as a plate of piss
- Crazy as a bag full of wet cats
- Face like a stuntman’s knee
- Sweating like Pavarotti on a treadmill
- On your toes like a midget at a urinal
- Teeth like a burnt out fuse box
- As subtle as a flying mallet
- As useful as a chocolate fireguard
- As useful as a chocolate teapot