Funny Similes
101 classic and creative similes for Funny - vivid comparisons you can use in writing, essays, and conversation. Browse the full list.
- Glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze
- As welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar Mitzvah
- As useful as concrete slippers in a swimming pool
- As slow as a worm with a hangover
- Looser than a yoga master on valium
- As fat as a cow
- As happy as a pig in shit
- As sure as you’re born
- As tight as a duck’s arse
- As useless as tits on a bull
- As funny as a crutch
- As funny as a balloon
- As plain as the nose on your face
- Hobble like an off-balance giraffe
- As fat as a pig