Funny Similes
101 classic and creative similes for Funny – vivid comparisons you can use in writing, essays, and conversation. Browse the full list.
- As pleased as punch
- Dry as a dead dingo’s donger
- Fuck like rabbits
- Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire
- As cold as dog’s nose
- As eager as a bridegroom
- As empty as an idiot’s mind
- Welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
- As dry as a popcorn fart
- As rare as a fat postman
- As stiff as a frozen fish