Funny Similes
101 classic and creative similes for Funny - vivid comparisons you can use in writing, essays, and conversation. Browse the full list.
- As reliable as a Greek accountant
- As rough as a boar’s rear-end
- Flatter than a witch’s tit
- Dry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwards
- As full as a fat lady’s socks
- As funny as a fart in an elevator
- As well-equipped as a pair of monk’s underpants
- As cunning as a rat with a gold tooth
- As useless as a broken condom
- As horny as a Roman sandal
- As greasy as a raccoon that’s been dipped in raccoon grease
- As mad as a sleeping bag full of badgers
- As dirty as goodwill underwear
- Refined as a medieval ox cart
- As quiet as a library for church mice