Funny Similes
101 classic and creative similes for Funny - vivid comparisons you can use in writing, essays, and conversation. Browse the full list.
- Colder than a witch’s tit
- Wobbles like a three-legged dog
- As subtle as a fart in the bath
- As red as a monkey’s arse
- Stiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary school
- As slippery as a soap in a men’s prison
- As rare as rocking horse shit
- As sharp as a bowling ball
- As excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shop
- Wetter than a spastic’s chin
- Wetter than an otter’s pocket
- Shaking like a shitting dog
- As slow as a snail’s funeral
- Runs like a stabbed rat
- As dreary as a Victorian novel