Funny Similes
101 classic and creative similes for Funny - vivid comparisons you can use in writing, essays, and conversation. Browse the full list.
- Opinionated as a food critic at a chip shop
- Nosy as a neighbour with net curtains
- Laid-back as a cat in a sunbeam
- Chatty as a radio left on
- Slippery as a buttered eel
- Loud as autocorrect getting it wrong
- Confused as a fart in a fan factory
- As welcome as a skunk at a garden party
- Rough as a witch’s knee
- Happy as a dog with two tails
- Sweating like a snowman in a sauna
- Loud as a fart in a library
- Ugly as a mud fence
- Rough as a badger’s balls
- Shining like a diamond in a goat’s ass