Luciano Pavarotti – famous opera singer, overweight. Sweating could mean nervous.
Tag: funny
On your toes like a midget at a urinal
Being alert idiom
Teeth like a burnt out fuse box
Messed up set of teeth
As subtle as a flying mallet
Synonyms: nice, quiet, delicate
As useful as a chocolate fireguard
Sarcastic
Synonyms: useless, not useful, stupid, worthless, ineffective, impractical
As useful as a chocolate teapot
Synonyms: beneficial, valuable, advantageous, convenient, fit, functional, helpful, of use, practical, proper, suitable
Glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze
Synonyms: shine, sparkle, dazzle, gleam, glint, shine, twinkle
As welcome as a bacon sandwich at a Bar Mitzvah
bacon, pork, food, Jew, Jewish, religion
As useful as concrete slippers in a swimming pool
not useful, useless
As Slow as a Worm with a Hangover
unhurried, lazy, crawling, creeping, dawdling, delaying, inactive, leisurely, lethargic, procrastinating, slothful, slow-moving, slower, sluggish
Looser than a Yoga Master on Valium
loose, relaxed, sloppy, easy, flexible
as sure as you’re born
Abiding, Assured, Changeless, Clear, Confident
as tight as a duck’s arse
Bound, Clasped, Close-Fitting, Compact
as useless as tits on a bull
Abortive, Bootless, Counterproductive
as funny as a crutch
Absurd, Amusing, Antic, Blithe, Capricious