Absurd, Amusing, Antic, Blithe
Tag: funny
as plain as the nose on your face
Apparent, Audible, clear, obvious
Hobble like an off-balance giraffe
Synonyms: falter, shuffle, stagger, stumble, totter
As fat as a pig
Beefy, Big, Blimp, Bovine, Brawny
As pleased as Punch
Amuse, Charm, Cheer, Content, Enchant
dry as a dead dingo’s donger
Anhydrous, Arid, Athirst, Baked
fat as a cow
Beefy, Big, Blimp, Bovine, Brawny
fuck like rabbits
Be Intimate, Breed, Copulate
happy as a pig in shit
Blessed, Blest, Blissful, Blithe, Can’t complain
hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire
Baking, Blazing, Blistering, Boiling, Broiling
plain as the nose on one’s face
Apparent, Audible, Clear, Obvious
as cold as dog’s nose
Chilly, Freezing, Siberian, Algid, Below freezing
as eager as a bridegroom
Acquisitive, Agog, Ambitious, Antsy, Appetent
as empty as an idiot’s mind
Abandoned, Bare, Barren, Blank, Clear
Welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
Synonyms: accepted, wanted, invited, desirable, pleasing