As plain as the nose on your faceBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesApparent, Audible, clear, obviousTags: Face Funny Nose PlainMore similes for FunnyAs slippery as a soap in a men’s prisonRough as a witch’s kneeLoud as autocorrect getting it wrongAs happy as a pig in shitAs dreary as a Victorian novelLoud as a fart in a librarySee all "Funny" similes →