Synonyms: wet, damp, moist, humid, clammy, slimy, slippery, soaked
Thanks to Mr Squirrel
Tag: funny
Shaking like a Shitting Dog
Synonyms: trembling, quivering
Thanks to: Mr Squirrel
As Slow as a Snail’s Funeral
Synonyms: Crawling, creeping, lazy, idle, lethargic, sluggish
Runs like a stabbed rat
Meaning: run very fast and frantically.
Synonyms: sprint, dash, race, scamper, flee, hasten, scurry, shoot, take off
via James May
As dreary as a Victorian novel
Synonyms: bleak, boring, depressing, colorless, dull, drab, joyless, monotonous, uneventful, uninteresting
Jeremy Clarkson via David Ball
as stylish as a taxman’s trousers
Meaning: Not very stylish.
Synonyms: dingy, dull, chic, outdated, plain, tasteless, unfashionable, unstylish
Jeremy Clarkson via David Ball
Tighter than an Indian waiter’s trousers
Synonyms: bound, constricted, close, snug, cramped, crowded, secure, tight, solid, stable, stretched, taut, tense, greedy, greedier, stingy, close, critical
Suggested by David Ball
Balanced as a One-Legged Elephant
Synonyms: Balance, stable, fair, just, stabilized, imbalanced, weighted
Sweating like a sinner in church
Synonyms: sweaty, clammy, moist, perspiring, perspiry, perspire
Loud as a cow pissing on a flat rock
Synonyms: blaring, noisy, blatant, boisterous, booming, cacophonous, deafening, ear-piercing, ear-splitting, intense, piercing, powerful, raucous, roaring, rowdy, sonorous, thundering
Sweating like a pedophile in a toy shop
Synonyms: sweaty, clammy, moist, perspiring, perspiry
Stands out like bird shit on a black shoe
Synonyms: attention, obvious, distinct, eye-catching, stick out
Flat as a plate of piss
synonyms: level, smooth, even, flush, pancake, plane
Crazy as a bag full of wet cats
Synonyms: bonkers, cuckoo, crazed, wacked, freaked, deranged, insane, lunatic, mad, maniacal, nutty, psycho, wacky
Face like a stuntman’s knee
Messed up face insult