As subtle as a flying malletBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: nice, quiet, delicateTags: Funny Mallet SubtleMore similes for FunnyBalanced as a one-legged elephantCrazy as a bag full of wet catsConsistent as a man who always orders the same mealSweating like a sinner in churchRough as a badger’s ballsBusy as a one-armed wallpaper hangerSee all "Funny" similes →