As subtle as a flying malletBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: nice, quiet, delicateTags: Funny Mallet SubtleMore similes for FunnyAs useful as a chocolate teapotAs red as a monkey’s arseBalanced as a one-legged elephantSweating like a sinner in churchAs pleased as punchLoud as a cow pissing on a flat rockSee all "Funny" similes →