As slippery as a soap in a men’s prisonBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: greasy, slick, smooth, slimyTags: Funny Prison Slippery SoapMore similes for FunnyAs funny as a crutchAs stylish as a taxman’s trousersStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolLoud as autocorrect getting it wrongLooser than a yoga master on valiumAs cold as dog’s noseSee all "Funny" similes →