Wetter than a spastic’s chinBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: wet, moist, dripping, humid, soaking, pouring, soggy, watery, waterHat-tip to Mr. Squirrel for this oneTags: Chin Funny Spastic Wet WetterMore similes for FunnyTeeth like a burnt out fuse boxStands out like bird shit on a black shoeFuck like rabbitsLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamFace like a stuntman’s kneeAs excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shopSee all "Funny" similes →