Wetter than an otter’s pocketBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: wet, damp, moist, humid, clammy, slimy, slippery, soakedThanks to Mr SquirrelTags: Funny Otter Wet WetterMore similes for FunnyGrumpy as a bear with a sore headAs eager as a bridegroomRuns like a stabbed ratStands out like bird shit on a black shoeAs empty as an idiot’s mindAs sure as you’re bornSee all "Funny" similes →