Sweating like Pavarotti on a treadmillBy Jamie Archer / SimilesLuciano Pavarotti – famous opera singer, overweight. Sweating could mean nervous.Tags: Fat Funny Overweight Pavarotti SweatingMore similes for FunnyAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs rare as a fat postmanAs rough as a boar’s rear-endFace like a stuntman’s kneeAs mad as a sleeping bag full of badgersLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamSee all "Funny" similes →