As useful as concrete slippers in a swimming poolBy Jamie Archer / 1 Comment / Similesnot useful, uselessTags: Concrete Funny Slippers Swimming PoolMore similes for FunnyLoud as a fart in a libraryDry as a dead dingo’s dongerAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs slow as a worm with a hangoverCheesy as a dad joke at a funeralAs reliable as a Greek accountantSee all "Funny" similes →
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