As funny as a balloonBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAbsurd, Amusing, Antic, BlitheTags: Balloon FunnyMore similes for FunnyWetter than a spastic’s chinBalanced as a one-legged elephantSweating like Pavarotti on a treadmillAs cold as dog’s noseAs reliable as a Greek accountantAs empty as an idiot’s mindSee all "Funny" similes →