As plain as the nose on your faceBy Jamie Archer / SimilesApparent, Audible, clear, obviousTags: Face Funny Nose PlainMore similes for FunnyWetter than a spastic’s chinShining like a diamond in a goat’s assAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs funny as a balloonAs useful as a chocolate fireguardOpinionated as a food critic at a chip shopSee all "Funny" similes →