As useless as a broken condomBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: not useful, stupid, worthless, ineffective, impracticalTags: Condom Funny UselessMore similes for FunnyAs greasy as a raccoon that’s been dipped in raccoon greaseAs dreary as a Victorian novelWobbles like a three-legged dogAs useful as a chocolate teapotWelcome as a skunk at a lawn partyWetter than a spastic’s chinSee all "Funny" similes →