As stiff as a frozen fishBy Jamie Archer / 1 Comment / SimilesFrom Raymond Chandler’s “The Man Who Liked Dogs”Tags: Funny StiffMore similes for FunnyHobble like an off-balance giraffeLoud as a fart in a libraryLooser than a yoga master on valiumAs useless as tits on a bullAs fat as a cowAs fat as a pigSee all "Funny" similes →
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