As stiff as a frozen fishBy Jamie Archer / 1 Comment / SimilesFrom Raymond Chandler’s “The Man Who Liked Dogs”Tags: Funny StiffMore similes for FunnyUgly as a mud fenceLaid-back as a cat in a sunbeamAs useless as tits on a bullAs rough as a boar’s rear-endDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsConfused as a fart in a fan factorySee all "Funny" similes →
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