Stiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: hard, firm, stiff, frozen, solid, tense, tightHat tip: Mr SquirrelTags: Funny Stiff StifferMore similes for FunnyAs slow as a worm with a hangoverRushed as a last-minute tax returnAs quiet as a library for church miceBusy as a one-armed wallpaper hangerLoud as a cow pissing on a flat rockAs well-equipped as a pair of monk’s underpantsSee all "Funny" similes →