Stiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: hard, firm, stiff, frozen, solid, tense, tightHat tip: Mr SquirrelTags: Funny Stiff StifferMore similes for FunnyBold as a tourist ordering the hottest curryAs fat as a cowDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsAs slippery as a soap in a men’s prisonFace like a stuntman’s kneeGlistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneezeSee all "Funny" similes →