As slow as a snail’s funeralBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: Crawling, creeping, lazy, idle, lethargic, sluggishTags: Funeral Funny Slow SnailMore similes for FunnyAs dirty as goodwill underwearAs dry as a popcorn fartAwkward as a first date in an IKEAPatient as a man waiting for his pensionAs useful as a chocolate teapotAs funny as a crutchSee all "Funny" similes →