Looser than a yoga master on valiumBy Jamie Archer / Similesloose, relaxed, sloppy, easy, flexibleTags: Funny Loose Looser Valium YogaMore similes for FunnySweating like Pavarotti on a treadmillAs eager as a bridegroomUncomfortable as a vegan at a barbecueAs tight as a duck’s arseRough as a badger’s ballsOn your toes like a midget at a urinalSee all "Funny" similes →