As sure as you’re bornBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesAbiding, Assured, Changeless, Clear, ConfidentTags: Born Funny SureMore similes for FunnyAs rare as rocking horse shitAs rare as a fat postmanAs sharp as a bowling ballAs excited as a blind lesbian in a fish shopHobble like an off-balance giraffeLost as a tourist without Google mapsSee all "Funny" similes →