As empty as an idiot’s mindBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAbandoned, Bare, Barren, Blank, ClearTags: Empty Funny Idiot MindMore similes for FunnyTense as a silence after a bad jokeLoud as a cow pissing on a flat rockAs welcome as a skunk at a garden partyStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolCharming as a rogue with a dogAs funny as a fart in an elevatorSee all "Funny" similes →