As cold as dog’s noseBy Jamie Archer / SimilesChilly, Freezing, Siberian, Algid, Below freezingTags: Cold Dog Funny NoseMore similes for FunnySweating like a snowman in a saunaCrazy as a bag full of wet catsAs red as a monkey’s arseCharming as a rogue with a dogFlat as a puncture in a heatwaveWetter than a spastic’s chinSee all "Funny" similes →