As greasy as a raccoon that’s been dipped in raccoon greaseBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: slippery, slick, lubricated, slimy, slithery, smoothThanks to Conan O’Brien via reader E BakTags: Funny Gerasy Grease RaccoonMore similes for FunnyAs eager as a bridegroomCrazy as a bag full of wet catsDry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwardsAs cold as dog’s noseAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs cunning as a rat with a gold toothSee all "Funny" similes →