Perplexed as a goldfish doing long divisionBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: confused, stumped, baffled, bewildered, muddledDescribes cartoonish, clearly-out-of-one's-depth confusion.Tags: ConfusedMore similes for ConfusedBewildered as a dog at a magic showConfused as a tourist without a mapDazed as a boxer after the twelfth roundFlummoxed as a grammar student at silent lettersDisoriented as a sailor in a fog bankConfused as a fart in a fan factorySee all "Confused" similes →