As quiet as a library for church miceBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: muffled, hushed, reserved, mute, peaceful, silent, stillFrom Jeremy Clarkson, Top GearTags: Church Funny Library Mouse Top GearMore similes for FunnyStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolNosy as a neighbour with net curtainsAs slow as a worm with a hangoverAs cold as dog’s noseAs funny as a crutchAs mad as a sleeping bag full of badgersSee all "Funny" similes →