As quiet as a library for church miceBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: muffled, hushed, reserved, mute, peaceful, silent, stillFrom Jeremy Clarkson, Top GearTags: Church Funny Library Mouse Top GearMore similes for FunnyAs cunning as a rat with a gold toothAs welcome as a skunk at a garden partyAs sharp as a bowling ballHotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fireAs rare as a fat postmanAs stylish as a taxman’s trousersSee all "Funny" similes →