As rare as a fat postmanBy Jamie Archer / SimilesFrom http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/814495/postsTags: Funny RareMore similes for FunnyAs full as a fat lady’s socksTighter than an Indian waiter’s trousersConfused as a fart in a fan factoryAs welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar MitzvahStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolAs rough as a boar’s rear-endSee all "Funny" similes →