As slow as a wet weekendBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: Slow Weekend WetMore similes for SlowAs slow as a worm with a hangoverAs slow as molassesSlow as a Windows updateAs slow as a tortoiseSlow as molasses in JanuaryAs slow as a turtleSee all "Slow" similes →